Category: laugh

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Ebola Anarchy

Sometimes I get nervous about things and the only logical thing to do is make a joke. Every. Single. Day. Apparently, Ebola is one of those things I’m nervous about. If he gets Ebola,...

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The best sandwich you will ever eat

Him: I guess I could get a McChuble. Me: Huh? What’s that? Him: You know, when you smash a McChicken and a McDouble together. Me: Bahahahaha, that’s awesome. Him: All the kids are doing...

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Embrace your true self

So, I bought these cute leopard print boots. Only problem, I couldn’t seem to find anything to wear them with. Enter Pinterest. There were lots of cute chicks wearing their red skinny jeans (which...

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The Royal Baby has been named

“Geez, I can’t believe they haven’t named the royal baby yet.” I glumly remarked to Preston. “There’s a royal baby? When did this happen?” said Preston, totally serious. “Uh, hello. Today!” I replied, all...

A picture is worth more in 100 degree weather 1

A picture is worth more in 100 degree weather

“What?! Why are we taking family pictures again? We just took them!” “That was in the fall, almost 8 months ago.” I said, as I looked at Preston and smiled as sweetly as I...

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How’s that for a “corn”y joke?

Last week I had to give my first ever bus tour to a bunch of people I’d never met. First, I’m not good with directions. Second, I don’t know many interesting facts about the...

Winning the lottery and hiring a hitman 1

Winning the lottery and hiring a hitman

Preston emptied his pockets and placed a stack of papers on the kitchen counter, “ready to win some money tomorrow? I have 90 chances right here.” “Powerball?” “Yep, it’s up to five-hundred and forty...