Category: talk

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Smart shopping

First things first, affiliate links are included in this post. Amazon, specifically. Second things second, the Amazon Echo is the coolest thing ever. I think. When I see a good deal, I feel like I’m...

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How to relax in 15 minutes

Dinner time is the worst. More specifically that time right before dinner time is the worst. It’s that time when everyone is yelling about something. I’m hungry. I’m thirsty. I don’t like this. I...

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The dark side of the sun (or moon)

There’s been lotsa hype about this total solar eclipse that will take place near me, so I’m preparing myself for utter disappointment. I’m not sure what the big deal is. The moon covers the...

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Back to school in 10 easy steps

(Amazon affiliate links are included in this post) Step 1: Print school supply list and rummage around the house for supplies leftover from last year. Step 2: Forget it. Go school supply shopping instead....

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Real vs. Fakebook

I’ve seen the posts. I’ve read the articles. But, I’m not that Facebook Mom. You know the one, the one that only posts good pictures of her kids. I’m not. I am not that mom....

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What a mess

I sent an email to another mom today and I asked for help. I never do that. Asking for help means I don’t have my shit in order. I need everyone to think I...

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The Worst Speech Ever

Mom, I’m hungry. Mom, my belly hurts. Mom, the baby is licking the floor again! I have to focus. I have a speech in 2 days! Mom, did you get my pumpkin for school?...

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Crying over unwhitened teeth

I really wanted to whiten my teeth, but I wasn’t sure how people even did that. So I phoned a friend (actually just Facebook messaged, I hate calling people on the phone), and she...

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Sleep. Never gonna get it.

“It’s your turn.” “I was just up at 2.” “Well I was up at 3:12. Clearly, it’s YOUR TURN!” My husband and I have this argument on a nightly basis. Or, I guess it would be early...