Boss: Mmm, that’s my favorite bean dip.
Me: Want some? It’s cold though, we could warm it up. It says you can put this container in the microwave.
Boss: Really? In that metal container.
Me: I know, seems weird, but it says right here…
Me: WHOA! Holy cow, I stopped reading after the “Place dip in microwave.” I just about ruined my microwave.
Moral of the story, read all instructions before microwaving anything.