Apparently when your 6th month of pregnancy falls right around Halloween, people start associating you with a pumpkin.
This morning, I had on a nice orange maternity shirt, Preston says, “If you dyed your hair green, you’d look like a pumpkin.”
Later that night, I went to Walmart in a nice baggy sweatshirt and I ran into a guy I haven’t seen in 8 years. After we exchanged our “hellos” and “how are yous,” he looked down at my belly and said, “Good god girl, are you hiding a pumpkin under there?”
Luckily I’m not sensitive to these sorts of things. I actually thought it was funny and, well, I was relieved that I look pregnant and not just fat. (:
I mean at my 5’1″ frame, where else does this baby have to go but straight out.