Too much, not enough
Co-worker 1: Looks like you have a lot of chips over there. It must have been chips and dip day.
Me: More like chips and dip week, check the window.
Co-worker 1: Ohh beware bean, I’ll be sure to stay away on Friday.
Co-worker 1: Looks like people were heavy on the dipping, with all the chips you have left. That’s like when you have 3 chips left but no dip on your plate, you have to keep going back.
Me: Yeah, like me yesterday. First I had too much dip left, so I went back for more chips. Then I had too many chips, so I went back for more dip. I went home with a belly ache!
Co-worker 2: That’s like me and cereal. First I have too much milk so I add more cereal. Then it’s too much cereal so I add more milk. It’s a wonder I get to work at all some days.