Geez, were you born in a barn?
So, I bought this watermelon yesterday and it was just sitting on my counter waiting for me to cut it up. But I kinda hate cutting watermelons, they’re just so awkward. I mean this big round ball that rolls around, never really a lending a good sturdy hand to cut it. Especially not without almost slicing your fingers off first. And then when you do finally get it cut in half the juice drips everywhere.
Ugh. I hate cutting watermelons.
I decided cleaning the kitchen counters and sweeping and mopping the wood floors seemed like a much better idea. I told myself, “I’ll get the cleaning done first, then I’ll tackle the watermelon.”
So, I did just that, the whole kitchen was sparkling, the wood floors were glistening, and then I cut the watermelon…
Not only were the kitchen counters sticky again, but the floor now had watermelon juice splotched all over it. Somedays I wonder if maybe, just maybe, I was born in a barn. I mean, is it normal that my kitchen always looks like this after I cut a watermelon?
Oh well, at least it was good watermelon. I’ll just clean the kitchen again. Sigh.