Best part of Shark Week
Ahaha, so far best part of Shark Week was this post from Funny or Die.
5 Things Sharks Find Offensive About Shark Week from A Shark
Hey. A shark here. As you probably know, it’s “Shark Week,” which to sharks the most insulting week of the year. A glorified shaming of our species. Let’s a take a look at how they put us down all while entertaining potheads throughout the country.
1. The So-Called “Expert”
2. Flying Sharks
Speaking of jumping out of the water, the producers of Shark Week LOVE to show this. The airborne shot. It’s a great image so we understand that you’d want to use it. But to be fair, not all sharks have the athletic prowess to perform this, and it misrepresents us to the general public. It’s like if Discovery channel had “Black People Week” and just showed shots of Michael Jordan jumping from the foul line. What I’m getting at is not all sharks are good at basketball.