Office Spelling Bee
Co-worker 1: <yelling across the office> How do you spell crucial?
Co-worker 2: c. r. u. c. i. a. l.
Co-worker 3: c. r. o. o. s. h., wait no, c. r. e. s. h.
Co-worker 1: Oh hush!
Co-worker 3: Wait, I forgot the “w” — c. r. e. w. s. h. e. l. l.
Co-worker 4: Why don’t you google it?
Co-worker 1: I tried, I couldn’t even get close enough to google it.
Co-worker 3: How do you spell google?