The Royal Baby has been named
“Geez, I can’t believe they haven’t named the royal baby yet.” I glumly remarked to Preston.
“There’s a royal baby? When did this happen?” said Preston, totally serious.
“Uh, hello. Today!” I replied, all dramatically.
That conversation was yesterday and still no news of the name. Come on people. It’s not like I really care that much about your baby. I mean, I do love babies. But, I just want to know what you’re going to name him. I’m sure it’ll be all prince-y, as it should be.
Just throw us a birth announcement out there. Something. Anything. It won’t take that long.
And, as a side note, I came up with that by myself. After googling, apparently a few other people did too, none quite as awesome as this rap though.