Droppin a deuce
So, no matter how many times we think Maya isn’t listening, she always is.
Maya: Maddox, do you have to drop a deuce?
Me: (trying really hard not to laugh) Do you know what that means?
Maya: (smiling) No.
She starts playing with her Legos and a few minutes later she looks at me and says, “it means you have to poop.”
Nice, Preston. Thank you for that one.
At least we know she listens to us.