I’ll marry that cute NBA player… Er, wait, divorce him.
Me: Did you hear that Kim Kardashian is getting a divorce?
Preston: No surprise there. It was a totally staged wedding. Well, I mean it was a real wedding, but just for the publicity. Everyone knew she was looking for an NBA husband. The Knicks didn’t want her so she went to the Nets.
Guess that didn’t work out so well.
I’m glad I married Preston for his celebrity gossip, that is working out very well.